Lost my wife

By Roman Wagner On 28/07/2014 · Leave a Comment · In GEDANKEN

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Colour of the car? …

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed triptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door … and then the husband started crying …

Inspector: Don’t worry Sir, … we will find your car.